Gone Grenadine: My BFF, Chrishton

Man, the funniest thing happened yesterday. Kylie and I went to Grand Anse Beach; right as we got there I literally pointed out how there was nobody there so it was going to be a nice day. So, we set up this little Sport-Brella like tent and lay the baby- Eleanor- down in it, and then as we are setting out our towels and what not we turn around and theres this random kid- we later found out his name is Christon (Chrisht on)...Grenadian version of Christian?- plopping down in front of our tent. "I like your tent" he says as he starts playing with Eleanor.We kind of just looked at each other and chuckled, thinking he would go away soon but he didn't. We headed to the water and he followed us, we headed back out of the water and he followed us. All the while hijacking my raft and my coke. Kids these days. So turns out we didn't have the nice easy going beach day we originally thought, but it sure was memorable! Here are some fun facts we learned about Chrishton:

// Chrishton has no filter.
C: "Is it a he or a she?"
K: "She"
C: "Oh, does she eat a lot?"
K: "Yeah."
C: "That must be why she's so fat."

// He has one brother, Leon (age 14), who was also there but only said two words to us...probably because Chrishton didn't stop talking so Leon could never get any words in. Leon had this weird goo stuff that he was playing with and when we asked him what it was he looks at us while bring it in and out of the water and goes, "Water Magic." He then continued to flip and dive all around us. PS Chrishton is 12.

// Chrishton may or may not have been aware of the fact that 3/4 of his bum was sticking out of his swimsuit, which was really just underwear, the entire time. We questioned wether or not to say anything but then decided he probably knew and didn't care. Gross.

// Chrishton has no sense of personal space, or any kind of boundaries for that matter. While he was in the water with us (on my float...lil devil) he would get so close, face to face, and we would just back away slowly. Or when we were sitting on the beach he was just laying on the raft in front of us, whiping sand off our toes. Its actually really disturbing when you combine the above point with this one...bum in face. Awkward.

// Chrishton's family is not very well off (sad). He says he eats two Crix (crackers), some cheese, and juice for dinner. That must be why when I was drinking my coke he says, "Are you gonna finish that?" I wanted to finish it so bad but he's such a charmer I just said "It's all yours." To which he grabbed it and pranced off into the ocean, again with my raft, to rub it in Leon's face. Leon then tipped the raft and threw the empty bottle across the water.

// Chrishton is selling peanuts to "raise money for school," could be true but could be a lie. So he's telling us how he'd in Form 4 (7th grade) at secondary school and everything and then he says, "So are you gonna support me? Are you gonna buy some peanuts?" I didn't buy any, and I half way feel bad about it.